Are you filled with holiday cheer? Does the festival spirit put a twinkle in your eye? Do you love the same five songs playing on repeat from November 1 to New Years? No? GOOD! This is the show for you.

Whether it’s because you don’t celebrate, you really hate Christmas music, or you just want nothing to do with the capitalist monstrosity the holiday has become, come enjoy a burlesque cabaret this winter that is full of Literally Anything But Christmas.

The show will take place December 6 at the Church of Truth on Superior Street. Doors will open at 7pm and the show starts at 7:30pm. Discounted Early Bird tickets are on sale until November 8 (or until they sell out) for $25, and $35 after that.

Best known for their all-Sapphic show Sappho’s Isle, Literally Anything But Christmas is an open-call cabaret from Ink Splatters Productions, a queer-focused production company started by Missy Ink.

The show will feature Holly Shirt, Queen V, Maverick, JJ Rabbit, Khushi, Your Royal Hiney and Missy Ink along with our two Rising Stars Charlie Chapstick and Tootise Tease, hosted by the illustrious Isla Van Damme.

The show will run approximately two hours, with eight acts plus a tip number, and a 15 minute intermission.